i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused
y’all are already punching us
the issue is that we’d like you to stop
in the middle of a sweltering desert, you find yourself craving something to drink. on the horizon, you see a beautiful pink-haired pop star holding a bottle of water. you run to her only to find nothing. it was just a nicki mirage.
Me flirting: You wanna watch lord of the rings:*seductive voice*extended edition
a guy walks into a bar
he’s an alcoholic and his wife leaves him
I think this might have broken Tumblr just as badly as when the twelfth doctor was announced